There was a cab driver in NY nicknamed Top o' the Head who could rhyme anything. "Just give me a line and I'll rhyme it!" I ended up riding with him twice!
A: What do you think of the Iraq War?
T: I don't like the Iraq War. My nickname is Al Gore.
A: Can you sing in tune?
T: I don't know if I can sing in tune. My wife lives in Rangoon.
Anyway here's "We did Inaugurate the Wrong Guy" from Salon.com